Biography

Who is Parker?

The name’s Parker, Parker Westwood. I’m the brunette counter-culture cutie you’ve always dreamed of. (But just try and call me “cutie,” see what happens.) 😉

My personality is much like my aesthetic. I have the poise and wit of Old Hollywood, with a touch of grit from my punk-chic tendencies. Basically, I’m fun to look at, and even more fun to play with.

Uncharted territory is my playground, literally and metaphorically. Let me loose on the city (be it Detroit or FMTY) and allow my urban savvy and unconventional charm to lead the way, or come traipse with me in the wilderness and find out just what it means to be ‘wild.’ Either way, we’re bound to have a memorable experience.

I am creative by nature and revel in the alternative lifestyle of an artist. As such, I adorn my curvy figure with tattoos of my own design. If you want to know what they mean, you’ll have to ask me in person. 😉

As an artist, I approach the world with a certain amount of playful curiosity. I wholeheartedly believe that if you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right.

That being said, I laugh. A lot. In all honesty, my quirky sense of humor may be one of my best qualities. I hope you like to laugh. I’ve heard mine’s contagious.

I proudly identify as a bit of a nerd; art and literature nerd, activism nerd, science nerd. The list could go on. There is nothing quite as sexy as seeing someone geek out over their passions. I can’t wait to find out what makes you tick.

I am well-read, but not known to live by the books. However, I do live for the books. I am always reading something. Ask me about my latest literary adventure, and you’ll see my eyes light up.

Speaking of my eyes. What are you waiting for? Come get lost in these glazzies.

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What's next?

I want more.
Take me to the next chapter.

I’m in love.
Take me to your booking form.

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